Songs about stalking

I was sat in on Thursday with my guitar (I bought a new guitar, a lovely Farida acoustic… fills me with joy) strumming away when I realised  that there are some subjects which have never been immortalised in song. Like trying to find clean socks, or the trials of curry farts or stalkers. So I decided to solve this problem.. Yep, weird, but still.. It was fun. Luckily I play guitar and bass (if anyone plays drums we should meet up and form a comedy band!). Anyway, below is the result. Have a listen (use headphones…)… Let me know what you think!